Haole Beatdown on the North Shore...

The Family Johnson is on the North Shore of Oahu right now. Lots in common with Kabul - like sand. Sneaking this report in whilst the family sleeps, but there will be full reports upon our return to the yurt...like "The Case of The Stolen Surfboard", "I Don't Pick Up My Dog's Shit On the Beach", and "I Hate Haoles...But You Should Still Visit and Drop Your Money"...