May I introduce Chad Vanuatu, our San Diego correspondent. He's been living there for about 20 years, and has plenty to gripe about.
Today's issue: His commute home.
"So, after moving 2 miles in about 20 minutes, I wonder why I must sit and inhale fumes all the way down Gennessee Ave. Wait - I forgot - there are something like 20 people living on Regents Road, masquerading as environmentalists, standing in the way of completing the bridge over Rose Canyon, which would enable cars to run at an efficient speed and cut time off the commute and the pollution released into the environment. Thanks assholes."
Tomorrow's possible issue: Changing the signs for handicapped spots to "Anyone Who's Over 55 and Really Fat on a Rascal"....
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