Been a while since my last blurb on reality shows, so here goes:
"Bromance" - OMG, you have to be KIDDING me! This thing is a car wreck akin to a Tau Kappa Epsolon hazing party, complete with body waxing, fashion shows, homo-erotic paling-around and the lowest-common-denomiator-of-stupid one can find across the unemployed 20-somethings of America. Bruce Jenner is an idiot, and, well, the acorn didn't fall far from the tree...
"The City" - Stupid girl moves to NYC and falls for Australian "musician/playboy" that uses her (and as many other women as he can find) as a cum-dumpster. Every publicitity hound in NYC is eager to join in the fun, but only for the free publicity. Otherwise, said girl would be a middle of the road member of the Vivid Video stable in the Valley...
"Real Housewives of Atlanta" - Oh man, what you you get when you give a bunch of women that normally would be living in public housing millions of dollars? You got it - stupidity! Apparently, this focused on the wives of a bunch of run-of-the-mill nd and 3rd-tier athletes wives burning through their husbands money like a sailor in Subic Bay. I'm really hoping for a follow-up in 10 years when their families are in the soup-kitchen line...which leads us to...
"Real Housewives of the OC, Part Gazzillion" - The plactic-faced chick with the junky for a son leaves, but there's fresh blood, namely a 30 year old with a 70 year old husband with leukemia! Wow...it's SO wrong...yet it's SO right!!! And she goes on vacation while he's in the throughs of chemo and dying...geez...ok, enough of that...
"Rock of Love: Charm School" - Brandy M. finally wins something, beating out Destiney for most improved former stripper/protitute. Good times, but Rock of Love Tour Bus, and Rock of Dayzee are gonna kick it's azz...
"Real Chance of Love" - These guys are AWESOME! Real and Chance were on I Love NY, then I Love Money, now they have their own gig. They have a rap group ("The Stallionaires")...supposedly...but it's more a case of "we're isiots and just like to spend other peoples money". The women are br00tal, and so is the story-line, not for the faint-of-heart...
Thazzit for 2008 - I've shot my load, and so should you...see you in 2009!
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