You've seen 'em - the "look at me"-stickers on the back of any pickup rolling down the road, usually with a pair of rubber testes hanging for the trailer hitch. If you have any of the following, you are a douche bag:
1) Peeing Calvin
2) Raider Nation
3) Bad Boy Club
4) Angel/Devil women
5) Anything starting with "In Loving Memory" (who the fuck thinks this is an appropriate way to honor the deceased? A douche bag? Yep.)
6) NOTW
7) Anything denoting NASCAR, especially "3" for Dale Earnhart
8) Praying Calvin
9) Chevy emblem
And there are SO many more...
Anyway, I have to go coach kids in the Kabul Little League now, see ya Monday...
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