"Dinner at your house? Can I bring my dog?"

What the fuck is wrong with people that think that dogs are the equivalent of a spouse, and should receive invites to other people's houses? IT'S NOT A PERSON, IT'S A PET!!!

Would I bring my kid's fish with me to your place? Maybe my cat? As least they don't stink, crap on your rug, and leave their fleas behind. Don't EVEN get me started on the begging for food at the dinner table...

Sorry...rough day...had to get it off my chest...

Alexander Florida, We Hardly Knew You...

Well, Alex Florida has now officially left "The Worst Brokerage In San Diego, Ney, The World That Tries To Fuck You Even After You Leave".

Hats off to you my friend, take heart in the fact that even if your new employer sucks, they can NOT possibly suck as bad as the previous one...even if they have graffiti in their bathrooms (see left)...

BTW, add "Metal Milishuh" to the list of those idiotic stickers on backs of trucks from the last blog...

Out of ideas, and more importantly, anger, this fine Friday in downtown Kabul, gonna hop on the camel to hit happy hour soon, see ya!

You know you're an idiot when...

You've seen 'em - the "look at me"-stickers on the back of any pickup rolling down the road, usually with a pair of rubber testes hanging for the trailer hitch. If you have any of the following, you are a douche bag:
1) Peeing Calvin
2) Raider Nation
3) Bad Boy Club
4) Angel/Devil women
5) Anything starting with "In Loving Memory" (who the fuck thinks this is an appropriate way to honor the deceased? A douche bag? Yep.)
6) NOTW
7) Anything denoting NASCAR, especially "3" for Dale Earnhart
8) Praying Calvin
9) Chevy emblem
And there are SO many more...

Anyway, I have to go coach kids in the Kabul Little League now, see ya Monday...