So my friend and former co-worker Peter Seychelles is looking for a car...stuck driving his father in law's jalopy...he doesn't want a minivan...his wife wants a car with backup video camera attached to the back bumper...they're undecided and at loggerheads - what to do?Solution - may I humbly suggest a 1980 Mercedes 300SD, with a Sony BetaCam super-glued onto a surf-rack in back, with co-ax cable running to a B&W monitor on the dash in place of the fake burled walnut trim? In Hangover Urine Yellow (as opposed to Pepto Bismal Shit Brown, the only other color offered by Mercedes in the heady-80's)?
Think about it...special thanks to Gary Japan for the idea...
As for the commemoration of MLK Jr.'s assassination 40 years ago today in Memphis, why does the Kato Kalin of civil rights Jesse Jackson need to ruin the whole event? Just because you're in a pair of pictures with MLK doesn't make you a proxy for him, you moron. Sit down and shut up, Mr. Racist Children Out Of Wedlock-man...
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