Monday, February 4, 2008

The Mars Volta Rules and Chowds Suck...




Yep - that's right - The Mars Volta for President. Funkified samba dancing for everyone!

Still bitter I couldn't see them recently (the "Afghani Tour 2008" softball tees haven't really taken off in Kabul yet...as they haven't really toured here...), and San Diego correspondents Chad Vanuatu and Alexander Florida were unable to get into the sold-out CD release party last week, so no love there.

Oh well - thank allah for bittorrent and bootlegs...


Now onto another issue...stupid chowds and who I hate more - the Pats or the Giants...sour faced Bellachick vs. Bad Sunglasses in a Tanning Bed Coughlin...Stetson Brady and Dumbshit Hick Eli...my god, why couldn't this end in a tie?

And then the Giants defense makes the Pats O-line look like a bunch of grade-schoolers...so the obvious MVP is Mr. Throws Over The Wrong Shoulder, Eli The Hick? C'mon...you might as well made Trent Dilfer MVP when the Ravens won the Super Bowl. That was about as stupid as Doug Williams getting the MVP, after Timmy Smith single-handedly won the Super Bowl for the Redskins 20-some years ago...

Anyway, the end result of kicking the chowds in the teeth was the desired result, but just be careful what you wish for - now we have to listen to the incessant ramblings of the bronx bunch...even though their team is in New Jersey...

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