Monday, December 10, 2007

New word for the new year...Sniglets - eat your heart out...

You know, I've been a bitter man since I coined the word "wifebeater" and everyone ran with it (I'm dead-serious, by the way...)

That being said, it's been a LONG time since I came up with new vocab for Webster's...and I think I've got one...

Are you ready? Really? Seriously - sit your ass down for this one...

"Skiñata"

Just what is a "skiñata", you ask, o' denizen of this fine blog? Quite simply, it's one of the many shards of formerly blistered skin that hangs from the roof of your mouth after eating piping hot pizza (as I did last night)...

Get it? Genius. Skin hanging like little piñatas. Now you know...

Ok folks - December 10, 2007 - let it be know THIS is where you heard it first...

(BTW, like the tilde on the "n"???? "Alt 0241" is the answer to "Just how DID he do it?"...The answer to your other question is "About half an hour, which I will never get back...")

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