So, I KNOW you all have been watching "Bret Michaels: Rock of Love" and were disappointed when Jes rebuffed him on the final "staged catfight" hosted by none other than former Cathouse proprietor/host of Headbanger's Ball Rikki Rachtman (looking a LITTLE haggard with the "Hi - I just dyed what's left of my hair with the off-the-shelf 'Emo Black Dye In A Box' "-look).
ANYWAY, looks like there's gonna be a Rock of Love II, which begs the questions:
1) Are there ANY more strippers in L.A. that didn't already try out for this thing and get run?
2) Could the contestants get ANY uglier?
3) See previous post on "women's ass crack tattoos" - manditory for participating in this slap in the face to humanity. Thanks to Alexander Florida for pointed out these are actually referred to as "tramp stamps" - I like it!
4) Has Bret Michaels saved ANY money from his stint as the singer for the red-headed step-child to Motley Crue? How embarrassing to have to submit to this crap...
Regardless, if they can get the chick that barfed and tried to shove it back in with her hand (only to have it squirt out between her nose and index finger) back, I'm ALL about it...
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