Stupid Chowds...

Fantastic.

Boston won the World Series. So we can listen to these tales of how the world revolves around Beantown...again...

I can honestly say I hate the Red Sox as much as I hate the Dodgers now.

And before you Yankee fans start jumping on this bandwagon, you're running a close third on my "Teams to Hate of 2007"-list, so don't get too cocky over there.

The one thing that keeps Beantown on top of the list, though, is it's ability to not contribute anything to U.S. GDP, yet still be knee-deep in federal pork projects and give-aways.

A special thanks goes out to the Kennedys for forming the architecture that is letting me run with this "entitled hypocritical drunken white Catholic racist (but won't admit it) that sleeps around on his wife"-stereotype.

Did I say I also hate the Red Sox? :)

Ok...discuss...

Idiots Going Down With The Ship...

From Chad Vanuatu in San Diego:

"Why am I bitter? Because the whole city is covered in smoke and I feel like I ingested 3 packs of Carmel unfiltereds a day this week. My largest issue is the firefighters wasting their time clearing neighborhoods of people when they could have been fighting fires. You tell people to leave once, and if they choose to stay behind and go down with their house, that's their choice. Sometimes the gene pool needs a little chlorine..."

No truer words have been spoken. Chad Vanuatu: True American...

Sub-Prime Mortgage Jack-offs...

Flash back to 1992...I'm buying my first yurt, and insisting on a 30 year fixed mortgage at, like, 7.5%. All my new neighbors are laughing at me, as my payment is something like $1700/month, whereas their payments are about $700 on their 4% ARMs.

Wife and I save money, re-finance, move, re-finance 3 times more. Neighbors buy new cars, boats and clothes with HELOCs.

Flash forward 15 years...my mortgage payment is about the same as the rent on a one bedroom apartment now, and the neighbors are crying babyshoes because their ARMs are 8-9% and they can't refi because they have no equity left in their houses, and their credit sucks.

Mind you, none of my current neighbors are in this situation, but I need someone to demonize in this story, so lets pretend...

Anyway, what I was getting at is look at the picture to see what I think of your dilemma, Mr. and Mrs. Spend Too Much Money That's Not Yours...two words - "too bad".

Yassir Arafat, Jimmy Carter, and...Al Gore.

The Three Stooges?

No - all Nobel Peace Prize winners.

I'm trying to suppress the nausea right now...I really had thought everyone right, left and middle, was able to see through Al The Klown for what he is (two-faced hypocrite) what with the endless claims about inventing the internet (granted - WAY over-blown, but nice to tag him with the quote to knock his bloated potato-faced ego down to size), his environmentally-unfriendly homestead, and insisting on being toted around in huge chauffeured SUV's rather than in cars that might pollute a LITTLE less.

Not to mention his endless jet travel that pollutes a lot more than any of the aforementioned items...

I guess my rant should be directed at the Nobel Prize board, for their stupidity, rather than our modern-day Chauncey Gardiner...which, if you've seen "Being There", fits Al Gore surprisingly well...

"Bret Michaels: Rock of Love" update...

So, I KNOW you all have been watching "Bret Michaels: Rock of Love" and were disappointed when Jes rebuffed him on the final "staged catfight" hosted by none other than former Cathouse proprietor/host of Headbanger's Ball Rikki Rachtman (looking a LITTLE haggard with the "Hi - I just dyed what's left of my hair with the off-the-shelf 'Emo Black Dye In A Box' "-look).

ANYWAY, looks like there's gonna be a Rock of Love II, which begs the questions:

1) Are there ANY more strippers in L.A. that didn't already try out for this thing and get run?
2) Could the contestants get ANY uglier?
3) See previous post on "women's ass crack tattoos" - manditory for participating in this slap in the face to humanity. Thanks to Alexander Florida for pointed out these are actually referred to as "tramp stamps" - I like it!
4) Has Bret Michaels saved ANY money from his stint as the singer for the red-headed step-child to Motley Crue? How embarrassing to have to submit to this crap...

Regardless, if they can get the chick that barfed and tried to shove it back in with her hand (only to have it squirt out between her nose and index finger) back, I'm ALL about it...

Hey - Mr. Stupid Tattoo Guy!

Starting to fade in my prolific postings, went all last week without one! Well, that's what happens when you're one of 2 guys trying to close out the quarter...but we're on top of things and I'll keep the insults coming...

Speaking of insults, remember when fratboys stated getting barbed wire tats around the biceps (which segued into "the stupid tribal band thing"), and sorority girls started in with the "hey - I'm easy" tats above their ass cracks? Yeah...stupid, huh?

They'll all starting to hit their 30's now...NOW who's laughing...losers....

Leave the tats to the guys that wear denim and leather & listen to good music, NOT anything associated with American Idol.

I have spoken...discuss...