Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Worst Color Man Of All Time: Tim Mc Carver...

I was sitting there at lunch today, thinking about baseball (as I am apt to do), which led me to think of the post-season, which made my stomach turn...post-season means the return of that ass Joe Buck, and the largest idiot in any booth today, Tim McCarver.

What a smug, sanctimonious ass hat. Can you believe that he actually PLAYED baseball (I believe he was actually an All Star a couple times), yet knows NOTHING about the sport itself?

So I get all geeked up to write about my new revelation, when I found out that there are guys that have entire WEBSITES dedicated to hating him - like ShutUpTimMcCarver.com and http://bobfinnan.com/TimMcCarver/! Man - I'm WAY late to the party!

At least I know I can rest in the comfort that he's been outed as a fraud by others too. Which really doesn't explain why he's still employed in this capacity...geez - they could get Tony Cornholer from ESPN to do a better job!

On a lighter note, I fould the website of the year: http://www.morecowbell.dj/. Upload your MP3, add cowbell and Walken, then let rip - Walk The Line by The Man In Black works great in this app...

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Al Harris: Worst player in the NFL...

What do you see in this picture?

Looks like a normal, football pic, with a wide receiver for the Bills about to catch a ball for a big gain against a guy from the Packers, right?

Well, yes, it is, but upon further inspection, you will see the cornerback in question is the Worst Player In The NFL, Al Harris. This picture happens several time each week, the wide receiver being different of course, but the one constant in the equation of horrible man coverage is...non other than Al Harris...

Did anyone see the Vikings/Packers game last night? To bolster my theory, if you did see the game, you probably saw Al Harris get BLOWN UP by Adrian Peterson...just the most hilarious attempt at tackling of the year to date...by none other than, yes, Al Harris...

I'm just happy he's not a 49er...because he just truly sucks...

Oh yeah, I forgot - the Bob Marley-thing went out in the 80's, get a haircut you bum...